I'll never become a vegetarian...

Meat in general is way too good. I'm probably one of the reasons for global warming, since cows add lots of greenhouse gases in the air, and I'm promoting the constant breeding of these walking steaks. But whatever! I'm still going to eat them!

So yesterday, my parents and I went to Chinatown to order a lei for prom. After that, we wandered through the place gathering choke amounts of food for the week. I'm not the only one of my family spending more on food than anything else. :P Anyway, we bought 3 Kona crabs because my parents wanted me to experience the happiness that arises from eating such a huge crustacean. They were HUGE; the biggest one was as big as my head. That was mine. :D

Those are two halves to two different crabs. You can see the size difference. A lot of force had to be used to split these mammoths in half, involving a large knife that has more surface area than normal. Which means using a machete (which my father wielded with much experience). Torque was also applied to separate the meaty legs from the body. The crab cracker also used torque to destroy those legs to give me the delicious bounty that was trapped within them. And of course, the more I ate, entropy became larger and larger until...


As you can see, I decimated my crab. Or half of it, at least. The other half is calling to me from within the fridge, waiting to be my lunch. Let's call this the last supper, since this week is the beginning of HELL. Monday: AP Phys multiple choice and Showcase rehearsal. Tuesday:AP Spanish and another rehearsal. Wednesday: yet another rehearsal. Thursday: AP Physics free response and you guessed it: another long rehearsal. Friday is Showcase! Too bad this schedule means I won't get home until 8 at the earliest. Which also means more hours I'll have to spend awake to finish homework. All-nighters much? To quote Mr. Bickel, it's going to be "FUN FUN FUN!" Good luck guys. I'm sure we all need it.

Yay for delicious, delicious crab! BOO for AP/Showcase aka hell week!